Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.
Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.
friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.
friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.
by RamMan September 23, 2009
Get the Swine Shitmug.