Swine Shit

Swine shits are the worst of all shits that typically appear around the flue season. They smell, sound, and look horrible. They usually occur randomly every few hours with explosive power. They are also the worst smelling of all shits. A well ventilated area is recommended.

Sorry I had to leave, I ran home to take a swine shit.

friend: That sucks. Swine shits are not meant for public restrooms.

by RamMan September 23, 2009

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

by billy dave April 17, 2009

swing dat shit

a dance done to a special baltimore club music song called swing dat shit

5,4,stope swing dat shit

by brittspit April 12, 2008

Shit-shine

the act of wiping your shit on someone's belongings.

Julie pissed me off last night so I gave her car a nice, sloppy shit-shine before I left.

by Dr. Buttersmacks February 26, 2011

shit swipe

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

by eazy-X March 6, 2008

shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013