A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 March 08, 2016
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When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.
by SprintTM December 15, 2008
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by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010
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1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.
2.A slang term for receding hairline
2.A slang term for receding hairline
1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.
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The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.
by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 10, 2018
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by dengle dingus February 14, 2011
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The act of shoving ones finger in the anus and then into the tip of the penis for lubricant to deep throat
by You_no_me17 March 22, 2016
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