swiftnuts

A rare mental illness that is characterized by an erroneous inflated belief in ones physical attractiveness which results in an inability to pass a mirror without stopping to stare wistfully at ones reflection. Other side effects may include, but are not limited to, excessive, irritating smiling and loud, obnoxious social laughter.

Did you see how Johnny keeps stopping in front of mirrors to comb his hair? I think he’s going a little swiftnuts.

What’s up with little Mikey smiling at every woman that walks by? If he wasn’t so swiftnuts he might actually be able to get a girlfriend!

by swiftnutty January 15, 2011

swiftgotstyle

A sexy BangSwift k-pop fan page on TikTok that is constantly a chaotic mess but we love her for it 😍 she is definitely one of the funniest fan pages ever and even calls her followers ‘beautiful burgers’ why wouldn’t you be friends with her 🍔🤤

“Oh my gosh @swiftgotstyle on tik tok is so smexy 🤡”

by toothbrushvibrator February 18, 2021

ShiftNutzi

A Person Who Starts Every Word With A Capital Letter, Like This.

"Hey, Dude, Did You Watch The Game?"

"You forgot what we learnt in 4 Grade, didn't you?"

"No, Why Would I?"

"Smh*mumbles ShiftNutzi*"

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou June 26, 2014

taylor swiftitus

when one admires taylor swift beyond his/her own life

what's your favourite song
obviously i knew you were trouble by taylor swift
oh yeah i forgot you have taylor swiftitus

by tobo the hobo October 13, 2013

sweetnuts

1. when you want to express that something is better then coolbeans but not as good as awesome.

2. to express good news you were not expecting to find out or hear

Dude 1: yo there's an Elvis convention in town
Dude 2: for reals? sweetnuts!

by pocketback August 21, 2011

shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

by Moose February 20, 2005

skitnuts

Well shaved male genitalia that tastes like Skittles.

"Oh my gosh i got to taste his skitnuts last night!"
" So did he pop your cherry ? "
" oh we didnt stop for hours!"

by lababablue February 26, 2018