a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens
dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.
by niggasense May 2, 2005
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(N) A figure of speech used to express extreme disgust and/or astonishment, shock, temporary fits of anger, or otherwise feelings of intense disappointmn. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, the blue eagle or in extreme cases, complete loss of bowel control. The phrase originated hundreds of years ago, but has since been popularized in use by a certain Dean at a certain High School in 1997. Since then, the term has been widely used by the general public.

Toilet paper was strewn from the windows, flushed into the toilets and clogged into the urinals. Ceiling panels were floating on the floor. Hand soap was used like finger paints all over the mirror. The paper towel dispenser was in pieces and the trash can was upside down, its cntents gracefully fluttering through the air... The only words that came to Dean Cordova's mind in his abject horror were: "Sweet Baby Jesus!"

The rest, my friends, is a LEGACY.
by S. Bruno May 15, 2008
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n. 'swEt 'tEn 'jE-z&s

An adaptation from the oft used sweet jesus showing exclamation, but even more so. The modification uses the rarely discussed 'teen' jesus to enhance surprise.
1. You got hit by a car riding your bike? Sweet teen jesus, that's rough.

2. Sweet teen jesus, that's one good sandwich
by MC Ducats n' Buckets March 10, 2005
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.
He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.
by Ultimate Joe July 28, 2006
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Zombie Lord who will eat your brains; also the name of the band who represent his music/art/clothing line/religion.
"Sweet Zombie Jesus will eat your brains"
by Dirty Joe June 14, 2004
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