Swedish holiday 

masturbating in public

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.

Swedish holiday by ctrlU September 19, 2013

Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person) 

A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.

“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).

Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person) by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024