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Swedish Coffee 

Swedish Coffee

When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
“My landlord really enjoyed thar Swedish coffee I served him today (wink wink)
Swedish Coffee by SassySusy February 11, 2023
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swedish coffee 

A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.
Swedish coffee is a dangerous combination of vodka and caffeine.
swedish coffee by Lauraface August 10, 2007

Swedish coffee 

Very thin coffee.
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
Swedish coffee by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee 

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun
Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.
Swedish Double Coffee by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021
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