Teacher: *asks simple yes/no question*
Nerd: *Gives a 10 minute 8 paragraph verbal answer*
Person A: “did you hear _____ they are the biggest sweat”
Person B: *mimiking the nerd* “according to my calculathionth, I am a sweat” *(nerdy lisp)*
Person A: Yeah, what a Sweaty Try-hard!
Person B: Hello and welcome to destination perspiration!
Person A: *exaggerates the movement of wiping sweat from their forehead* Begibing to perspire are we?
Person A + B: *gets in trouble for talking*
A person who’s name is like Todd, Jason, Craig, or Noah who believes they are better at every sport and are drenched in sweat when the finish PE or recess.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.