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Sweatshirt Boner

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
by CourtKase March 5, 2011
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