Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

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Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."

Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"

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To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

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An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

Dick Sweater by Dickuare December 9, 2017

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(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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