Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

Sweater Dick by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009

sweater dick

Another term for an uncircumsized penis

Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."

Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"

sweater dick by Cassiegurl June 26, 2009

Dick Sweater 

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

Dick Sweater by JackGeorge June 1, 2009

Dick Sweater 

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

Dick Sweater by Dickuare December 9, 2017

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019