Swartz Creek

A small town located West of Flint, Michigan. Swartz Creek used to be home to a bunch of God-fearing, good looking country kids. Now, their memory is all that remains as the people of Flint make their way into the poor unsuspecting suburb.

Man, Swartz Creek used to be cool, what happened?

Swartz Creek by EEEK! August 3, 2008

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Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.

I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.

Swartz Creek Academy by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019

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Swartz Creek High School

A trashy school that had a video get leaked about how 2 girls said the n word with an er and it got leaked out within the span of 12 hours.

Person 1: Hey you go to Swartz Creek High School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you seen this video of these girls?

Swartz Creek High School by PussyD3stroyer300 November 18, 2019

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Swartz Creek Yellowstain

The act of taking crushed up bits of frozen urine and putting in a school backpack for it to melt and soak into the fabric as a prank.

I just gave that kid a Swartz Creek Yellowstain

Swartz Creek Yellowstain by The 56th kid December 31, 2010

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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