Swap swap 

To beat the pussy up.

Girl, you and me just gotta swap swap.

Swap swap by Swapmaster June 1, 2010

credit default swap

(FINANCE) financial instrument in which buyer is someone who needs insurance against the possibility that a borrower will default on a loan. In that case, the counterparty is whoever receives the CDS premiums, and pays out in the event of default.

WHY IT'S BAD
Loans are usually made by either commercial banks (in which a loan officer is supposed to make a professional assessment of risk of default before handing over the money), or by investment banks (which underwrite securities like bonds). If the borrower has a high risk of default, then the loan should not be made--period.

Credit default swaps were a stupid method of supposedly turning a bad loan into a "risky" (and potentially high-yield) "investment"; they were in reality a strategy for fraud. Since portfolio managers knew they were bundling securitized loans that contained mostly crap, they would arrange credit default swaps and cash in when the borrowers defaulted.

What the bankers hit on was a sort of insurance policy: a third party would assume the risk of the debt going sour, and in exchange would receive regular payments from the bank, similar to insurance premiums. JPMorgan would then get to remove the risk from its books and free up the reserves. The scheme was called a "credit default swap," and it was a twist on something bankers had been doing for a while to hedge against fluctuations in interest rates and commodity prices.

{Newsweek, "The Monster That Ate Wall Street," 27 Sep 2008}

credit default swap by Abu Yahya July 17, 2010

Lynch swap 

a strategy in algebra in which if x/y=z, then y and z can be quickly "swapped" so that x/z=y. Very helpful for quickly solving for a variable.

Named after Mr. Lynch, a Floridian calculus teacher.

Student θ: Ugh... solving 3/x=4 for x is going to take me like a bajillion steps.
Mr. Lynch: lol just Lynch swap 4 and the denominator x.

Lynch swap by peculiargoldfish October 3, 2019

Gravy Swap 

The best crypto platform developed where you are able to swap $GRAVY for other cryptocurrencies

I just cashed out a million dollars because of Gravy Swap

Gravy Swap by GravyBoiii December 20, 2021

Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.

Swap Meat by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

swap head 

When you trade oral sex.

"Yo, you a fine ass bitch, let's swap head."

swap head by Anythinggoes123 September 8, 2016

Plop Swap

Ass to ass shit transfer

Bro did you see that sick video of Austin plop swapping Nicole, Jared was pissed.

Plop Swap by UnicornFarmer12 September 2, 2019