When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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