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Swampstitution

Swampstitution is a term recognizing that the Swamp was designed by the Constitution to keep the subjects obedient to the Institution of a Special Interests that exploits the vulnerable parts of its population in order to advance its own powers over the subjects.
Qualified immunity is an example of the Swampstitution, by excusing government officials from the consequences of violating the law and Constitution, meanwhile the average citizen is expected to follow the law to the dot and the citizen is mislead to believe that the Constitution affords the citizen protection from government overreach all while Qualified Immunity is the exception to the expectation.

Government imposes strict parking laws while exempting themselves to park in spaces that are marked as no parking.

Government exploiting Climate Change, race and other important issues to advance more regulations against the little guy while exempting themselves and their cronies from the law.

President imposing a heavy tariff on imports from X country and then exempting companies like Apple from the tariff.

Politician declaring that all restaurants should be closed as nonessential during a pandemic and then going out with friends to dine at a restaurant.
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Snapstitution

Paying someone on snapchat for you know what
Snapstitution is on the rise because Snapchat just allowed money to be exchanged for snapchats.
Snapstitution by ynot1234 November 17, 2014
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026