Swamp Fart 

A release of gas from the anal cavity renowned for its particular moistness and pungent odour. Unlike a normal fart, and other categories of cruel fart, the swamp fart is distinct in a number of important respects. It is formed by poorly-digested vegetable or fruit matter incubating in the colon for an extended time period. This results in an uncomfortable build-up of methane gas, which when combined with semi-liquid foodstuffs, produces a wet fart sound when omitted. This is often confused with a pudding fart due to its bass timbre. However, a swamp fart is so foul smelling that it causes an immediate gagging response from those nearby. Commonly, those responsible for swamp farts quickly vacate the environments contaminated by their own farticles both to avoid blame and to check their undergarments for undesirable debris, often referred to as fart sauce.

Kimi and Chaz are sitting in their local pizza restaurant.

Kimi: Was that you Chaz? God that stinks!

Chaz: (Sniggers) Sorry love, I just produced an impromptu swamp fart. Better out than though, I can tell you!

Kimi: You're disgusting Chaz! Shall we order now?

Chaz: No...I have to go to the bathroom. I think I might have fart sauce in my shorts...

Swamp Fart by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

Swamp Fart 

A horrendously awful fart. Not necessarily the hot burning kind though. Its hard to explain but it's a very distinct type of fart, and if you fart a swamp fart or smell one then the name suddenly makes sense. This usually result from an upset stomach or just not eating well, or eating something that doesn't agree with you.

"Dude I totally just let a Swamp Fart loose... I can tell it is one and I can't even smell it yet..."

"What's a Swamp Fart?"

"...*raises eyebrow*"

"OMG! *grabs entire face* Now I understand!"

Swamp Fart by Insomniholic September 8, 2009

Swamp Fart 

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs

I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.

Swamp Fart by War8ing June 1, 2022

Fart swap 

I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?

Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.

Fart swap by NxwHxme September 2, 2022

fart swap 

Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.

1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.

fart swap by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016