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Swag Whore 

A person who collects as much free stuff as possible at a convention, trade show, festival, etc.
Example: "Look at all this loot I got from vendors at the Wal-Mart shareholders meeting!" "Dude, you are such a swag whore!"

Another example: "Did you see that picture of Paris Hilton carrying around all that free shit at Cannes? She is such a swag whore!"

Swag Whore by Mojo Hand August 25, 2006
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Whore Swag

A slutty girl who fucks a lot of guys but does it with style, grace and elegance; all while looking mad fine.
That girl got mad whore swag, she fucked like four dudes but i'd still hit that.

swagwhore 

Girls who have sex for swag or status.
Look at that swagwhore! She's having sex with the quarterback!
swagwhore by swagwhore April 28, 2014
A filthy woman with little to no moral value. She posseses a strong stench and terrible attitude.Also see skank or skeezer
Dude, you need to tell that dirty skagwhore to get the f*@k outta our house.
skagwhore by Michael White February 13, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026