Sussy simp
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Stupid Short Sussy Simp
Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.
Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.
Stupid Short Sussy Simp by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022
SussyImpostah
NUMBER ONE :pull up them pants and stop acting you wanted to be slapped there
NUMBER TWO: GET YOUR FUCKING SPELLING RIGHT
NUMBER THREE: GET A LIFE AND GET OFF AMONG USS
NUMBER FOUR :STOP DESSING UP AND PLAYING WITH 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS AND TOUCH SOME GRASS NOT IN MINECRAFT!
NUMBER TWO: GET YOUR FUCKING SPELLING RIGHT
NUMBER THREE: GET A LIFE AND GET OFF AMONG USS
NUMBER FOUR :STOP DESSING UP AND PLAYING WITH 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS AND TOUCH SOME GRASS NOT IN MINECRAFT!
YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT . YOU ARE A SHUSSHY BAKKA AND STOP BEING SUS
SussyImpostah means to be the owner of this writing.
Thats right you were tricked by a sus person.
SussyImpostah means to be the owner of this writing.
Thats right you were tricked by a sus person.
SussyImpostah by guythatsnotsus January 23, 2022
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SussyimposterGaming is gaming
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