1 definition by Aphix2005
From Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love' song. She pronounces 'surfboard' as 'surfbort' and people take humor from this. It is a Beyonce-ism and sounds funny so has been adopted by the Beyhive as a joke/humorous word. Has been made into t-shirts by various Beyonce fans.
"Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfbort
surfbort, surfbort"
"Beyonce has redefined the word surfboard to surfbort"
"I'm riding my surfbort"
surfbort, surfbort"
"Beyonce has redefined the word surfboard to surfbort"
"I'm riding my surfbort"
by Aphix2005 January 12, 2014