Sure fuck

Another term for cologne, describing its desired effect.

"There'll be loads of ladies around tonight. Better put some sure fuck on."

Sure fuck by Kat Gwilliam October 24, 2006

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sure-fuck

Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.

Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!

Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!

sure-fuck by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

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surefuck

A fragrance applied prior to heading out for a night on the town; the intention being, that the fragrance will attract a suitable mate.

Before we go, let me splash on a bit of surefuck.

surefuck by Dr Mafesto May 16, 2006

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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