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Superordinacy Statute

Of either the Separations Clause or Legal Exemption Clause or the Imaginary Caveat Clause. Pretty sure it's the Imaginary Caveat Clause. "This contract is superordinate to any and all rules, terms, and/or legislation. Any rules, terms, or legislation (past, present, or future) that intend to and/or would allow you to circumvent the requirements of the terms of service are considered an 'Imaginary Caveat' and, therefore, do not apply." This is to prevent worthless, shit-head CEOs and the corrupt politicians the collude with from saying "WeLl YOU SiGnEd OuR tErMs!" It doesn't matter. Mine is superordinate to yours and, therefore, takes precedence and renders everything I sign, meaningless (as I an not under any requirement abide any law, term, or legislation as per the Legal Exemption Clause).
Hym Iam "Additionally, it prevents you from saying 'Well MY terms are EVEN MORE superordinate than THAT!' As it would be a redundancy intended to circumvent the terms of service and would, therefore, constitute an Imaginary Caveat. Saying 'No You' is an 'Imaginary Caveat.' Saying 'something-something non-sequitur' is a 'Imaginary Caveat.' The Superordinacy Statute doesn't mean that I WON'T agree to terms (in abstraction) but, rather, can't be compelled or coerced into abiding any terms. In USING MY work you have agreed to my terms. You have failed to meet the requirements of the Payment Clause as what you do in response to the terms must align with the abstraction in my head. Additionally, the '1 = All' statute of the means that it doesn't matter who agreed to the terms, if ONE of you agrees to the terms, all of you agree to the terms. Including the US government. So there will be no asset seizure. You need to meet the requirements of the Payment and Credit portion in a way that aligns with my conception and failure to do so in a manner that is expedient violates the 'compliance clause.' Under the auspices of a compliance clause, send an arbiter to pay and credit me immediately."
Superordinacy Statute by Hym Iam February 22, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026