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Short for "Superglue Job". A sexual act. When a woman is going to give a man a handjob and is too parched to spit on the falis, she accidentally or knowingly grabs a bottle of superglue and uses it as lube. This often results in pain, trips to the hospital, awkward conversations with doctors/parents, screaming, fighting, heated debates on the weather, and chemicals burns on ones wonka.
Dude, she was so drunk she gave that guy a superglob and now she's being tried for manslaughter.
Superglob by BenSalami August 17, 2009
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Supergohany

This is so supergohany.
Supergohany by lylaistrue June 3, 2021

Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication 

The world's official coolest song name.
Person 1: "Dude, have you heard that song 'Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication' by Parliament? It's funktastic!"

Person 2: "Yeah, man, it's funktistically funkadelic!"
Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.
See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords
sperglord by vaguba December 6, 2009
Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.
World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>
Sperglord by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

superglue sally 

A woman's coochie that is so tight that when a man enters his male genitalia into it, it cannot be pulled out. It becomes stuck to the walls of the woman's vagina, and 100% chance of ejaculation occurs, due to the extreme sexual sensation to the penis. Therefore, a woman with such a cooch is deemed in possession of a superglue sally.
guy #1: yo, why you in the hospital?
guy #2: I had sex with a superglue sally last night. That thing almost took off my entire penis.

Superblock 

A large block of four dorm buildings at the University of Minnesota. Pioneer, Frontier, Territorial and Frontier. There are thousands of freshmen who live and drink excessively in this small area on the East Bank. Right between Moos Tower and TCF Bank Stadium.
The girls in the superblock are beyond middlebrook hot.
Superblock by buckysux December 11, 2010