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super awkward turtle 

this is the same as your regular awkward turtle except one will flip his hands upside down. this creates a turtle as though it were on its back and unable to move. this may only be used in super awkward moments which happen very rarely in life.
telling a mom joke in a group to someone who's mom is actually dead, and the only person that doesn't know his mom is dead is the joke teller. this situation would invite you to use the super awkward turtle.

superturtle

One very slow. Both mentaly and physically. The "Super" implies that it's an alarming scale.
The Superturtle was so slow he got hit by a car when trying to cross the street.

SuperTurtle

A turtle that saves the world on numerous occasions , but still when ever YOU need help he wont be there..
"dude did you just see superturtle"
"no why?"
"well he's kinda saving us.."
"oh , cool.."
SuperTurtle by SupaaaaaH April 16, 2010