Super Murder 

To take a person you hate very much and throw him/her off of a bridge. Two months later, find the disgusting and eroded body and put it in a trash can. Two years later, after the body being in the same trashcan, take it out and have sex with it until you throw up. As you throw up, begin to rub fecal matter into their eye-sockets as you up-chuck into their throat. Finally take the body and throw it into an incinerator, collect the ashes and put it in a grave. After all that has been done get a good night's sleep because you will probably be charged with an act of Super Murder.

Cole: "Yo, where have you been man? You've been gone for like 50 years!"

Derrick: "I went to jail for Super Murder."

Super Murder by Dr. I Know Things December 4, 2010