Super Gremlining
The act of intentionally ruining your boy’s chances with a girl at the bar through a direct, reckless, and deeply unnecessary act of sabotage.
It is not an accident. It is not “just joking.” It is seeing your friend finally build momentum with a woman and deciding the night has gotten too peaceful.
Super Gremlining is the step below Super Lizarding. The difference is simple:
Super Gremlining is throwing a brick through the window.
Super Lizarding is convincing the city to condemn the whole house.
A Super Gremlin does not plan. He strikes. He walks up, says something unforgivable, and leaves your boy standing there in the rubble.
It is not an accident. It is not “just joking.” It is seeing your friend finally build momentum with a woman and deciding the night has gotten too peaceful.
Super Gremlining is the step below Super Lizarding. The difference is simple:
Super Gremlining is throwing a brick through the window.
Super Lizarding is convincing the city to condemn the whole house.
A Super Gremlin does not plan. He strikes. He walks up, says something unforgivable, and leaves your boy standing there in the rubble.
“I was actually doing fine until Pat walked over and said, ‘Bro, this is the girl you said could fix you.’ Absolute Super Gremlining.”
Example:
“Kevin saw me talking to her for thirty seconds and immediately asked if I had told her about my court date. Super Gremlin behavior.”
Example:
“Kevin saw me talking to her for thirty seconds and immediately asked if I had told her about my court date. Super Gremlin behavior.”
Super Gremlining by Slizard June 20, 2026
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