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Suicide Jokes 

"Edgy Jokes" or "Suicide Jokes" are jokes which are used to joke about wanting to die or killing yourself.
Suicide Jokes are jokes that you use to say that you either don't want to do a certain thing or in no context at all, just want to die, while the next day you are still alive.
suicide jokes aren't always expressed with speech, but also with your hands. Like making a gun with your hand and put it on the side of your head and pretend you are shooting.
Suicide Jokes Could be:
You: I really wanna kill myself now.
or
You: Kill me, please.
Suicide Jokes by Forsenlol May 7, 2018
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joke suicide 

when somebody kills their own joke
Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*
joke suicide by carolion May 8, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016