suicidal romance x

Suicidal romance x is an exploit loving, ectos stealing tard, which inhabits some dark corner of pre searing ascalon in the internet game guild wars. Considers herself one of the greats in pre, even as far as self appraising herself the 'queen of pre.' A very fitting title as she has the bank balance of a queen from generally farming exploit ales, and having convenient thunder storms during large trades (where the other persons items vanish mysteriously).

Elitist and will only speak with people she deems worthy to bask in her shadow. Enjoys long bouts of dancing in pre pretending to be afk and loving all the attention she gets from low lvl characters and regulars alike. All the while sporting rare minis only affordable with dirty ales.
Best avoided to be honest.

Now currently holds the 'Legendary defender of Ascalon' title in pre searing for successfully reaching lvl 20... but with characters like this, its no wonder ascalon had no chance in hell of keeping the charr at bay!

Person : Hey SR! hows it going?
Suicidal Romance X : ...
Person : Hey SR! Will you help me lvl please?
Suicidal Romance X : ...
Voice of Reason : Forget that nubbin, thinks she's too good for everyone
Person : Ok thanks for the heads up, what a bitch!

suicidal romance x by YouKnowItMakesSense January 19, 2008

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Suicidal Romance X

A very popular and known Necro/Elementalist in the Pre-searing world of Guild Wars. Queen of Pre-Searing. You can usally see this person in Ascalon City, District 1. She is in the guild Uber Pre-searing Ownage {uber} and level 18,and going for the Legendary Defender of Ascalon title in pre-searing, which is getting to level 20 IN Pre-searing.

"Suicidal Romance X wtfpwnts pre-searing"

Suicidal Romance X by noobtard :D December 12, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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