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Sugary Ewok 

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Sugary Ewok by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024
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Sugary Ewok 

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Sugary Ewok by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024