men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.
Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.
by baconforpresident September 8, 2018
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