sugar shits 

A form of profuse, loose, stool associated with a large consumption of sugar-based beverages or food. i.e. Beer, cupcakes, a whole box of "Drake's Cakes", etc.

This phenomenon is often known as "Bud Mud," most particularly when exclusively derived from beer consumption.

"I hope that muthafucka gets the sugar shits and messes up your whole apartment." - Patton Oswalt quoting Dr. Pepper at Yuk Yuks in Toronto.

sugar shits by Ted Dibiasi November 2, 2005

Sugar Shits 

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

Sugar Shits by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

sugar free shits

Sugar free shits are when you eat some sugar free candy and you start shitting like crazy and your farts smell like asshole.

Bro I’ve got the sugar free shits from eating that candy.

sugar free shits by Chacho Dominguez October 8, 2019

sugarshit 

When in a situation that warrants public obedience, but the person saying it does not give a shit.

Man: We do not have that in stock.
Reply: Oh Sugarshit !!!!

sugarshit by Mildred the fifth January 9, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019