Sucked off face, typically a female face that is gaunt in nature, particularly around the cheekbone area. Commonly a model-esque face, but we all know it'sjust sucked off and no one REALLY wants it.
Fuck me, have you seen the sucked off face on Adriana Lima lately? I can't believe people like that look.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'