When a crack-whore succubus spits into a turkey baster after giving head to impregnate herself. This is usually done in the privacy of a bathroom because she doesn't want the future daddy to know about it.
Man, that chick is a succubaster! She's pregnant with my brother's baby, and she only sucked his dick. WTF?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.