stuv

someone too stupid to live, or an action that defines you as somebody too stupid to live

That blonde was a real stuv! Trying to get the dents out of her car by blowing on the exhaust pipe!

Forgetting to take the filler hose out of his gas tank before he drove away was a real stuv thing to do!

by SmokeyJoe September 20, 2005

stuv

any reference to a cat.

Ow! My fucking stuv scratched me!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

stuv

a computer literate, computer science student, equipped with the latest in technology.

"waaaaaah, stuv yoo soo trendy"
"steven, your failing english"
"watts, watts, watts, watts"
"A, B, C.......S, T, U, V"

by jwatson July 20, 2008

Stuv

Other slang term for stuff.

Hey maan, your tune it's dope stuv!

Yes Steven, it goes through hard beats.

by ontodnb September 14, 2021

where't's'h've'could'stuv

a word used in the shakespere time to figure out where someone or something was

where't's'h've'could'stuv is my pants?

by Xavier and jaden April 19, 2017

stuvvs

a nigerian slang used to denote anything, anyone and any event.

Daddyless Tout: My guy how was that party?
Razzer Guy: That stuvvs was whack!

Big Babe:Do you like my dress?
Lesser Babe: Its the stuvvs!!

by Tuade October 1, 2007

Stuvass

Someone that busts ass at everything (Ex: school, running, being a good kid, driving, girls, LIFE). Stuvasses are extremely cocky. Always careful to drink in moderation and planing snack breaks between drinks, Stuvass tries to stay in controll of all situations(esp. situations involving girls). They are also Sore Loosers, viewing everything in life as a contest that Needs to be won at all costs.
Antonym: Appletop

"Being a Stuvass, i plan on busting ass the first mile to get a good start, busting ass the second mile because it is mostly down hill, and busting ass the last mile for a strong finish."

by layout420 February 4, 2007