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Stupida Maaike 

Stupida Maaik

Men are speechless at her appearance, the only thing they can say stuttering is "Stupida"

She is smart sexy, and killer sense of humour. Maaike’s are known to be drop dead gorgeous. They have a dazzling smile and breath taking breasts. She is as pure as her amazing blue eyes.

Other women wish they were her and men want her.

Stupida Maaik’s tend to have a hard exterior, but once you crack down the wall, they have a very soft, loving interior.

They are fiercely but lovingly. Maaik’s is a great adventure, every day you will discover new character qualities that will positively surprise you. They’re open to new experiences and challenges. Stupida Maaike is addictive. She will leave an indelible and unforgettable impression behind.
Stupida Maaik’s are all round just plain awesomazing...if you find one.....keep her!

Also sports a wicked rack! She's all world!

Man....that chick totally hot and cool....duh....of course she is...she's a Maaik!

Damn...I wish I had a Stupida Maaike
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026