Sorry, nobody can control slang definitions they control themselves. The truth-- gay IS a synonym for stupid, it has become that way. If it offends you; stop speaking English.
You are dumb. You are soooooo dumb there is no chance you could even be in college.
Hurricane Sandy is coming. It's the hurricane to end all hurricanes. If you don't already own batteries and a flashlight you are too stupid for the dorm!
Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny
It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet
:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.