Stump Monkey 

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

Stump Monkey by hoss May 21, 2003

Monkey Stump 

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

Monkey Stump by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011

Monkey Stump 

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

Monkey Stump by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

Monkey Stomp 

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.

Monkey Stomp by Big Poppa May 5, 2003

monkey stomp 

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)

monkey stomp by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

Monkey Stomp 

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.

As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.

Monkey Stomp by Roy October 21, 2003

Monkey Stomp 

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

Monkey Stomp by Dan October 22, 2003