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stressin' the dingle
Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.
stressin' the dingle by Bearded March 6, 2008
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Stressing Steve Syndrome
The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009
Stressica
"I think Josh is cheating on me. I called him 57 times and he's not answering"
"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"
"Chill, Stressica. He's probably taking a nap"
Stressica by ibeknowing July 2, 2014
Stressica
A female formally known as “Jessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessica— to be used as a verb.
Stressica by the_dope_ninja March 9, 2018