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A female formally known as β€œJessica,” that allows not only herself, but others to be completely stressed out by her presence. She is never wrong, knows nothing about nothing and always downtrauding and oppressed. Her birth name does not have to be Jessicaβ€” to be used as a verb.
OMG! That damned stressica text me AGAIN! Fuck that bitch! Ugh.
by the_dope_ninja March 09, 2018
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