Student Council

(Noun) The puppet government set up by the school to give some kids a feeling of being special while also giving them no extra power or responsibilities

(Noun) A startup company that is never taken seriously

(Noun) A type of bird found in Canada (Look it up)

School President: Hey guys im in student council
Student: What are you going to do, become a dictator?
School President: No i cant do anything

Floridan: I work for a student council, and nobody believes me

Bird Watcher: Look at the wild, mysterious, and beautiful student council bird flap its wings into the blue Canadian sky!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.

Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no

by It's a cow luke May 04, 2021

The Student Council

These b!tc#es that won't stop fucking pepper spraying me!

Amogus Person: Have you ever heard of the student council?
Amogus Crewmate: Yeah, I heard those bitches
The Student Council: Surprise! *pepper sprays amogus*
Screen reads: Killed by a student council member, Amogus

by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 08, 2021

student council

a group of students who like to waste schools/students money on silly things. ( turtles, ipods, sand, buttons, and plastic forks..) They laugh alot.

The student council has alot of meetings.

by rosanAHHH November 15, 2007

student council president

Someone who does important things and speaks about important things because other people chose for them to be important

synonyms: Jean

Jean would be such a good student council president!

by realperson23 May 11, 2022

James Bowie Student Council

The voice of the student body at James Bowie Highschool in Arlington, Texas

Did you know that James Bowie Student Council

runs most of the events at our school?

by pp powered cum October 30, 2022