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student loan

A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.
"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."
by RKive$85 December 2, 2022
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