Stressopheliac

A man or woman who has fear of stress; ultimately resulting in stress.

This Guy: After I fucked that chick last night, I was real a afraid of getting stress put on me for fucking her because she was Jewish. All of a sudden my head began to rattle because I was receiving stress. Then it happened... My ear cummed and IT HURT!

Other Guy: O MY GOD... My sister is a stressopheliac!

by Squeezie Them Titties March 1, 2009