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stressplexion 

undesirable skin condition usually heightened by the anxiety of a romantic encounter with a much coveted object of desire. Has the unfortunate and circular result of causing further anxiety and almost certain date-failure. Usually far less hideous to all except individual bearing said stressplexion
Nadine sent Matt a text message pleading stomach flu, then spent the rest of the day bemoaning her stressplexion's ongoing destruction of her dating life.
stressplexion by mandy-louise April 6, 2007
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STRESSPLOSION 

being so stressed you literally explode covering the blast radius with molten crazy and shattered dreams.
Doctor: The diagnosis isn't good.
Relative: what seems to be the problem?
Doctor: Your friend suffered from a level 4 STRESSPLOSION. His shattered dreams may leak into the air vents, we have to seal the room.
Relative: Damn that sucks.
STRESSPLOSION by InferiorYodel December 5, 2012
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