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Street Shark 

The enormous guy at the gym who is obviously on steriods and has very tiny legs and looks exzactly like street shark
alistair; hey is that anthony over there spotting street shark?
pete; hmm yeh it looks like it to me dudes
Street Shark by EnormousShlong February 6, 2010

Bourbon Street Shark Bite

Find a plastic shark that was thrown aside and stick it in your pants. Once in your pants, you have realized you have just been contracted with every STD know to man because the plastic shark was festering in vomit, blood, urine, and poop on Bourbon Street.
Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!