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strangle your cat 

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)
strangle your cat by apricotes February 20, 2018

strangercat

any cat found in or around your house that does not belong to you. can be on stoop or lying under your car. should be scared away. will make your own cats jealous.
Hannah came home to see a strangercat on her dad's car and it made Walter jealous because he can't go outside.
strangercat by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009

catan strangle

When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.
If you don’t shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!
catan strangle by carobthomp September 24, 2018