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Straight up G 

A Man who does whatever he wants and gets the ladies
Girl 1:You know that guy Daniel Horn.
Girl 2:Is that the guy gets all those girls?
Girl 1:Yeah He's a Straight up G!
Straight up G by dbaggin tbagger September 26, 2009

straight-up G's 

the most ghetto gang in the hood of Westlake Village. members of this gang are seriously G and will fuck you up. THeme song is, " I'm a gangster, im a straight up G, the gangster life is the life for me. shooting people by day, selling drugs by night being gangster is hella tight, i walk around town with a stark erection, i gave ur mom a yeast infection. fuck a bitch,gimme head hoe wats up to my dogs yo yo yo! im a gangster bitch suck my wiener! YO!"
white person #1: "dude that man is so radical, he pulled his sick gun out on me!"

white person #2: "dayyum he must have been part of the straight-up G's!"

white person #1: "tight!"
straight-up G's by homiefizzleG December 20, 2009

Straight Up Ghetto 

Without class or moral distinction of any kind.
"Man, did you see that shit? He straight up licked that bitch's face! Man, that is straight up ghetto!"
Straight Up Ghetto by Anjin'sGal December 2, 2011

Straight Up Gangster Penis 

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Straight up the glengarry 

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)
things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry

Straight up not having a good time

This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.
Me at school

“Bro I am straight up not having a good time

“Same bro”