Straight Toodie Share definition Flag (Adj) - An extremely altered state. Usually caused by consuming large quantities of alcohol. "Maaaan, I went to that party on fitty first street and got Straight Toodie up in that bitch" Straight Toodie by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Straight Toodie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch