Straight Girl Syndrome 

When a straight girl claims to be extremely supportive of the LGBTQ + community, but only for extremely stereotypical gay men, using phrases like “omg, yasss queen!” and “get it gurlll!”. The second a lesbian or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community is brought up, they become weirdly quiet and mildly skeptical.

When a straight girl displays the stage 3 symptoms of Straight Girl Syndrome

Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss

Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police

Straight Girl Syndrome by violetgirl7 April 28, 2020

Straight girl syndrome 

Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.

It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.

"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend

three weeks later

"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"

"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend

Straight girl syndrome by Marie Nicole November 14, 2011

straight girl syndrome 

straight girls whom are creeped out by guys simply due to not being attractive enough

That bitch blocked me because I wasn't as handsome as that D-bag. She should be checked for Straight Girl Syndrome.

straight girl syndrome by suck_my_d33 July 14, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022