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stretchy 

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.
"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)
stretchy by ginlly March 15, 2010

stretchy foreskin 

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.
Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

Stretchy Roger 

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.
Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.
Stretchy Roger by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010

Stretchy-Pants 

Pants needed if you eat too much food.
If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.
Stretchy-Pants by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023

stretchy balls 

The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.
Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.
stretchy balls by Googles January 12, 2004

Stretchy 

Highly capable of stretching easily without breaking or hurting, like flexible but not
- Yo fam, I can touch my toes when I’m stretching

- hahah g you’re so stretchy
Stretchy by StretchyLad May 31, 2018