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Store Skipping 

The action of not wanting to go to a store because you don't to run into someone from school,work,ect. Most of the time the person will use tactics like there not dressed good enough or they just want to go home.
Bob: I'm not going into Wal-Mart i dont wanna see someone i know from work,besides im not even properly dressed, i look ugly.

Bill: Jesus christ Bob who cares if your dressed in pajama's it's Wal-Mart for christ sake, stop store skipping like a bitch and get in there.
Store Skipping by Mocoholi August 14, 2010
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Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping
Stone Skipping by timyord June 6, 2020