Stopstone

The trance-like mental state of one confronted by a stop sign/light for an extended period of time, whilst under the influence of the dankies.

"Stopstone; v"

"I was stopstoned at some light for at least twenty minutes"

Nick: Hey, Dan! Your turn to go!
Dan: Mm hmmm
Nick: Fuck dude- you're stopstoned.

Stopstone by We are infinite and infinity January 24, 2009

STOCKTONE 

The guy above is an idiot... the "Sunshine State" is Florida.

"Stocktone" is in California, the Golden State.

STOCKTONE by Trying to make Stocktonians less stupid February 21, 2005

Brodie Shepstone 

Definitely a SPED

Here comes Brodie Shepstone and his AID.

Brodie Shepstone by Frosty55 October 28, 2019

shipstone 

The act of a company taking over other companies, in order to grow larger. Secrecy about the takeover is implied but is not obvious or compulsory.

( Derived from the powerful Shipstone Corporation, which eventually owned Coca-Cola and 50% of all business on Earth in Robert Heinlien's novel "Friday"

"Gulf And Western shipstoned Paramount Pctures back in the eighties, then they sold it."

shipstone by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004

soapstone 

According to the Mohs scale, talc, also known as soapstone, is the softest mineral. It is second in total softness only to the softest thing on earth, Jeremy Scott Dinkin. Much like its counterpart, Jeremy, it is composed of a stack of weakly connected sheets that tend to slip apart under pressure.

What is the softest thing on earth?

The softest is Jeremy Dinkin, followed by soapstone.

As a noun when trying to insult someone's strength:
You're so soft, you take the crown as soapstone king.

soapstone by OsteoArth6651 April 16, 2018

STOCKTONE 

The mother F**kin Greatest city in history.... Located in the sunshine state you show us seven we show u eight where every ones rent is always late....
*209* on mine

Im from Stocktone, Killa Kali.

STOCKTONE by Yall know who it is=-) October 25, 2004

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart 

That feeling when you realize you have a crush

My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: What emotions have you been through today?
Me: Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart
My therapist that helps me with my Sociopath self: *shook*

Stopstopstopnonotnowfuckyoufuckingheart by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019