by dick knuckle December 29, 2009
This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.
by Brant Sucker February 21, 2010
by Willis the seawolf June 02, 2019
It’s another word for love. Made up by Trezdon Davis, @ohitstrezdon on tik tok. Thought of during an internal convo while driving. Made official during his tik tok live on 11/19/2020.
by SwimFreak November 20, 2020
During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.
Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.
by Riverbone Jackson January 05, 2011
A stoplight (traffic light) located at the intersection of a VERY busy highway - and a local road in a tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, where the highway passes through. The stoplight has EQUAL time at "red" (stop) on both the highway and the road. As a result, at rush hour, the highway traffic is backed up for miles, while there is few, if any vehicles on the local road. The locals don't care, but the traffic slowdown effects businesses, livelihoods and sanity in the bigger cities at either end of the highway.
(Driving to work) Aw man! There seems to be a traffic jam up ahead - oh wait...(looks at Google Maps)...it's just a Yokel Stoplight on this route. Should've took the interstate instead.
by joe995 April 19, 2025
The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
by Donoav February 07, 2025