mans

An alternative form of "man".

Maybe it was originally a contraction of "man" and "is", as in "my man's doing xyz". But then ig some people skipped using the word "is" (like if you were to say "this shit cold" instead of "this shit is cold"), which made it seem like "mans" was just another word for "man". So now "mans" can be used to replace "man" even when it doesn't necessarily make sense to do so; idk tho ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

A: the acrobat was so great
B: mans could've hit his head more than 3 times, let's be honest

by Donoav April 26, 2022

no hate like Christian love

Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them

-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love

by Donoav March 22, 2025

stoplight test

The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.

A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?

B: Means you're a perv

C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?

C: Are you into BDSM?

by Donoav February 07, 2025

dyaaam

"damn," but stronger. pronounced with a longer "a" and a palatalized "d" (hence the "y")

When I got home to finally eat (I was starvin'), I was like, "Dyaaam this shit is fresh and delicious," even though the bread probly knew Jesus personally

by Donoav April 02, 2024

get this

Can you imagine? Wow, listen! I've got some news. Get this!

Get this. Tomorrow’s lunch is curry rice. I think I’m in heaven.

by Donoav May 01, 2025